UA-26222132-1 Libby's Pink Vanity: I Love Virgin Porn!!!!....Wait! I Can Explain!!!

Sunday, November 21, 2010

I Love Virgin Porn!!!!....Wait! I Can Explain!!!

Posted by Kimberly Purcell at 11/21/2010 10:07:00 PM
Really, I CAN explain!!! 
 
This is what the dictionary says about virgin
 
–adjective
pure; unsullied; undefiled: virgin snow.

not previously exploited, cultivated, tapped, or used: virgin timberlands; virgin wool.
 
See, it doesn't  have to mean something bad. 
 
Now, porn can also mean:
 
 -noun
2. censorious  Also called: porno  pornography publications or broadcasts that demonstrate an unhealthy or voyeuristic interest in a particular subject: property porn ; food porn  
 
This all boils down to: Fetish.  You should know what that means: 
 
FETISH
–noun
1.
an object regarded with awe as being the embodiment or habitation of a potent spirit or as having magical potency.
2.
any object, idea, etc., eliciting unquestioning reverence, respect, or devotion: to make a fetish of high grades.
 
So, there you have it, I am awed to a point of of voyeuristic interest....of unused makeup!!!

An order from NYX I got some time back.  OMG!!!!!  The porn-ish of all...UNUSED LIPSTICK!!!

I had to even make it my desktop photo...
That's more virgin makeup around it.  Wait!  I have more....LOTS MORE!



Shadows!!!!  Shadows with embossing!  Unspoiled, perfect!!!

Since blogging, I now have an outlet to share my virgin porn.  Before I'd just leave it on my vanity for a long time, drooling over it.  It would break my heart to finally start using it.  The lipstick was the hardest...
 
 Sets and palettes, I don't know if I can continue this way!!!

Then Ulta started embossing their shadows...
Maybe you are wondering about nail polish.  Maybe you have already ran away.  Maybe I'll just explain.  I don't have the same fetish with a bottle of nail polish as I do with makeup.  However, it does it for me with SETS and COLLECTIONS!!!!!

I just realized that I haven't taken many photos of nail sets.  But I have them stashed here in my home office.  I have some in my filing cabinet too!  My lovelies!!!  Kept hidden away so they stay untarnished as long as I can stand it.

I really hope you understand.  And if we band together we won't be looked at like we are different or odd.  I just have a very high regard, and, special love for brand, new makeup.  And now I must add 'spamming my own blog with virgin porn.'
Weird?  Too 'out there'?  TMI??

 

15 comments:

Evil Angel on November 21, 2010 at 10:15 PM said...

LMAO....that is fabulous!

Lucy on November 21, 2010 at 10:15 PM said...

I love makeup porn also. Something so sexy about a brand new tube of lipstick! I love NYX makeup. You can get some wonderful bargains. I also love nail polish. My next love is lipstick. You bought some nice makeup.

Sarah B. on November 21, 2010 at 10:58 PM said...

LOL, so creative!
Loved it!
What NYX palette is that?

Kimberly on November 21, 2010 at 11:07 PM said...

@Sarah I don't know or remember. I did order it off their website from their Facebook page.

MissMidnightBlue on November 21, 2010 at 11:10 PM said...

LMAO!!!!!!!!! I loved this!!!!

Daria on November 22, 2010 at 2:59 AM said...

LMAO, Loved the post! I get the same feeling everytime ):

jbrobeck on November 22, 2010 at 4:57 AM said...

I can't wait to see your hit counter from today!!! hehe! I love virginal porn too! i have some for you soon!!!!!!!

The Peach on November 22, 2010 at 5:23 AM said...

Too funny! You do have a lot of unused makeup hanging around! I have some, but I don't think that much. I like to use any new makeup as soon as I get it. I'm bad about nail polish though. I could have a new bottle sitting around, unused, for a while!

*Fleur* on November 22, 2010 at 5:28 AM said...

I'm completely the same ;)

Scandalous on November 22, 2010 at 8:03 AM said...

i cannot WAIT to see your googles searches stats after this post rofl! LOVE this post and I am with you. I have a beautful plum ulta eyeshadow that would be PERFECT on me, but its still unused over a year later bc its too pretty to ruin the embossing

Zara on November 22, 2010 at 10:14 AM said...

I love the rose lipstick! I don't think I would ever use it... :)

Megan Harmeyer on November 22, 2010 at 11:19 AM said...

You crack me up! You got lots of stuff...and I'm jealous. I especially love the lipstick.

Makeup Zombie on November 22, 2010 at 11:41 AM said...

HAHA, you rock!

polishedlyrics on November 22, 2010 at 2:35 PM said...

Beautiful! What a way to start the morning!

Kimberly on November 22, 2010 at 8:13 PM said...

You all, I'm so relieved I'm not alone! The pretties don't get to me until I get it home and when I possess it, ahhhhh!

@Zara I got two! One to use, one to look at! lol

@jbrobeck Got hit the most last night at 11 PM with 32 page hits. lol

@Megan I really have more! I didn't want to 'over' spam. Now, truthfully, some of these are no longer virginal; I have used them. But I have forever saved the memory with photos. hee hee.

@Scandalous Do you take it out and fawn over it every once in a while? ;)

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