I Love Virgin Porn!!!!....Wait! I Can Explain!!!

Really, I CAN explain!!! 

 

This is what the dictionary says about virgin: 

 

–adjective

pure; unsullied; undefiled: virgin snow.

not previously exploited, cultivated, tapped, or used: virgin timberlands; virgin wool.

 

See, it doesn't  have to mean something bad. 

 

Now, porn can also mean:

 

 -noun

2. censorious  Also called: porno  pornography publications or broadcasts that demonstrate an unhealthy or voyeuristic interest in a particular subject: property porn ; food porn  

 

This all boils down to: Fetish.  You should know what that means: 

 

FETISH
–noun

1.

an object regarded with awe as being the embodiment or habitation of a potent spirit or as having magical potency.

2.

any object, idea, etc., eliciting unquestioning reverence, respect, or devotion: to make a fetish of high grades.

 

So, there you have it, I am awed to a point of of voyeuristic interest....of unused makeup!!!

An order from NYX I got some time back.  OMG!!!!!  The porn-ish of all...UNUSED LIPSTICK!!!

I had to even make it my desktop photo...

That's more virgin makeup around it.  Wait!  I have more....LOTS MORE!

Shadows!!!!  Shadows with embossing!  Unspoiled, perfect!!!

Since blogging, I now have an outlet to share my virgin porn.  Before I'd just leave it on my vanity for a long time, drooling over it.  It would break my heart to finally start using it.  The lipstick was the hardest...

 

 Sets and palettes, I don't know if I can continue this way!!!

Then Ulta started embossing their shadows...

Maybe you are wondering about nail polish.  Maybe you have already ran away.  Maybe I'll just explain.  I don't have the same fetish with a bottle of nail polish as I do with makeup.  However, it does it for me with SETS and COLLECTIONS!!!!!

I just realized that I haven't taken many photos of nail sets.  But I have them stashed here in my home office.  I have some in my filing cabinet too!  My lovelies!!!  Kept hidden away so they stay untarnished as long as I can stand it.

I really hope you understand.  And if we band together we won't be looked at like we are different or odd.  I just have a very high regard, and, special love for brand, new makeup.  And now I must add 'spamming my own blog with virgin porn.'

Weird?  Too 'out there'?  TMI??